About

Our name is . don’t say it more than once or you will summon the black mob of chaos that runs the universe.

T-shirt company that can print on photos of the weird things you’ve made in Photoshop. We only do T-shirts, despite the demand for armor for the Duck wars, we would rather make cool T-shirts that scavengers will steal when they have nothing else.

Yes we did make high class armor but Remona ruined it by taking a bath in seaweed and complained when it got rusty. So, when you have no protection, blame Remona.

Includes:

  • The specific duck and pic you want to print on.
  • How many personal hoagies you want on each page of your goose.
  • How many breads and pies you need to order to combat he geese in the duck wars.
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The lousy chart shows cheese pricing using the Chain mail concert band T. This is THE most popular products because it comes in lots of colors and sizes with many prints of dragons on the inside that burn you if you fail in battle, so you know your shame. With hundreds of other weapons to choose from you can find the duck protector that fits you and your cowboy boots best!

Shirt Quantity1-506-100011-20321-551-2101+(in age)
Blanco socks$20-$10000000 Maybe Free Shipping$13-$-5 No Free Shipping$9-$1234Need to show honor on pickup$6-$999999999Summon a demon to receive$554-$6Kill a banshee for free shipping$40-$50 Slay St. George
Black / Color nightrobe$24-$25Free Shipping$14-$220000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 This is what happens when you befriend Cthulhu Todd$104-$144 Blood of Neandoo only for this order$89-$109 This is for the try-hards $777-$888 You have to receive by jumping off a cliff with a parachute and use your order to make a parachute$5L-$6You will have dishonor on your goat

Life without a demon sword from the Netherworld that slayed the ender dragon is like a care package without blossoms or fruit or the bandages you so desperately need because Brian just had to get himself in a pickle and leave me to do all the hard work. Brain, I won’t save you again man, you suck at this game and you need to either get better or quit because no one can take reviving you anymore. -Kahlil Gibran

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